Senator Debbie Stabenow was elected co-chair of the Great Lakes Task Force. She will share leadership with Republican Senator Mark Kirk. The organization works to protect the environmental integrity and is made up of members of Congress who represent states bordering the Great Lakes.

Both senators have a distinguished record of working to protect the Great Lakes. Debbie Stabenow introduced legislation that banned oil drilling, the first bill that passed from her office. She also introduced legislation to help in the fight against invasive species. Mark Kirk has fought against dumping sewage and cleaning up contamination points on the Illinois border of Lake Michigan.

The Great Lakes Task Force will continue to work to restore and preserve the Great Lakes with both senators collaborating together. The Great Lakes Restoration Initiative will be a priority for the task force. This legislation contains many programs and continue in maintaining this important and precious natural resource.

Congratulations, Senator Stabenow.

The Internet can be a place for information and communication with others, and sometimes it can be a place for mischief with hilarious results. Not everyone on the web thinks things through very well before launching their campaign. With a little effort, the people hustling school choice could find that out too if enough people join in the fun. This week, corporate education reformers are holding a week long event called National School Choice Week, and this could be a great opportunity to spread the truth about for-profit education online while using the ed reformers own tools against them.

Back in 2010 Justin Bieber had a poll for his fans to pick which country he would begin a new world tour. When the poll was over, the overwhelming winner was Pyongyang, North Korea. The choice of city had nothing to do with the fans voting, because it’s more than likely very few people have ever heard of Justin Bieber in North Korea. The Internet found an opportunity to have some fun, and made sure Pyongyang stayed at the top of the poll.

About a year later, the Republican Party thought they came up with a great idea to get people to sign their online petition to demand President Obama repeal the Affordable Care Act. People who signed the petition could watch a live feed of their name being printed on the petition. The Internet struck again and before long “Butty McButterButt,” “Piss Children,” and the now famous “Weedlord Bonerhitler” had signed on demanding Obamacare be repealed. The video feed didn’t last much longer after that.

Twitter hash tags have also been hijacked successfully by the Internet with results completely the opposite of what the originator of the campaign expected. In 2014 #MyNYPD was supposed to be a twitter campaign for people to share positive stories about the police in New York City. What they got was a viral global twitter storm of police brutality and people venting their frustration at overzealous police using their badge as an excuse to commit acts of assault.

This week there is another opportunity to hijack a twitter campaign meant to mis-inform people about school choice, and instead share the truth about for-profit charter schools, online schools and school vouchers. All of these things are part of a larger plan to dismantle public education in the United States by changing schools into factories that turn out a profit at the detriment of our children’s education. National School Choice Week is a celebration of corporate reform of American education while claiming they’re putting kids first. Using the twitter hash tags #SCW, #SchoolChoice, #forthekids, and others, it’s easy to help spread facts to people who don’t know the truth about corporate education reform.

There are plenty of examples out there of ed reform scams, charter school scams, embezzlement, charter school managers living large on people’s tax dollars and more. How about the charter school that was rented out on the weekends and used as a night club? Charter schools also discriminate against minorities, and especially children needing special ed services, because those students cost more to educate, and that cuts into profits. There are plenty of links and facts to share on the Internet, and it might help inform people about the truth of school choice.

So join in, send some tweets and use a School Choice Week hash tag today. Help spread the truth about for-profit education and how it’s doing everything but helping kids get a better education.

The Up North Progressive went downstate yesterday to rub elbows with like-minded folk and talk about important things. It was wonderful meeting great people with the common purpose of doing good for Michigan. The glowing praise for the blog was appreciated, but I felt out of place with the passing of business cards. Big city customs made this simple north woods blogger feel out of place.

Plymouth, Michigan wasn’t the only place where people gathered to talk about important topics and plans for the future. Yesterday two events took place in Louisiana and Iowa where conservatives congregated to listen to speakers, watch the presidential beauty pageant primary kick off with a parade of potential candidates, and pray away the gay because our country is doomed until only white, straight, protestant patriots exist in America.

Sure, Iowa darling Mike Huckabee said endearing things like Islam is worse than the sun, attempting a rip on climate change; and Donald Trump, who isn’t really running for president, also ranted about Muslims and building a border fence. Marsha Blackburn, who as far as anyone knows isn’t running for president talked about impeachment. The main event of the entire summit of course was Sarah Palin, who gave a 40 minute speech everyone is still talking about today, and will likely be talking about for days to come.

Where does one even begin with a mess like this. After sitting through as many Sarah Palin word salads as anyone else, how is it not obvious to everyone in America that this woman is either on drugs or clinically insane. Here is just a small piece of the ear-scorching crazy:

I THANK YOU SO MUCH. IT IS SO GREAT TO BE BACK IN IOWA. WE HAVE GREAT MEMORIES HERE. MANY TRIPS THAT WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED TO TAKE HERE. THE 2008 CAMPAIGN. THEN EVEN MORE FUN, THE TEA PARTY RALLY WE HAD. THAT WAS FUN. WE HAVE HAD FRIED EVERYTHING YOUR STATE FAIR. OF COURSE, ONE YEAR THINKING THAT AFTER THE SAY ARE, I WAS GOING TO WORK SOME OF IT OFF, WE DRIVE UP TO STORM LAKE. I THINK THERE IS A HALF MARATHON GOING ON. I CAN GO INCOGNITO AND GO SEE THIS RACE. INCOGNITO. IT MEANS FOR ME NO MAKEUP.

[LAUGHTER] I’M GOING TO SCARE LITTLE CHILDREN. I AM RUNNING THE RACE AND JUMP IN THERE. I’M INCOGNITO I’M THINKING. I’M RUNNING IN PEACE. NO ONE IS TALKING POLITICS. I CAN’T TALK ANYWAY. BUT NO PRESS THERE WITH SUSPICIOUS THINKING OF THEIR SIGNALS, SHE IS IN IOWA, WHAT IS SHE DOING? THEY ARE GOOD AT SENSING WHO IS COMING, WHO IS GOING AND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF YOUR STATE. I’M RUNNING, BUT NO PRESS BUGGING ME IF

I WANT TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT OR NOT. THAT WAS THE YEAR OF THAT QUESTION. JUMPING INTO THE RACE, I’M RUNNING ACROSS THE FINISH LINE. BOOM, THEIR IM ACCUSED OF RUNNING THE RACE FOR POLITICAL PURPOSES. I FIND OUT THAT OK, I’M IN IOWA, THE RACE HAPPENED TO BE CALLED THE JUMP RIGHT IN AND RUN RACE. I GOT A MEDAL. THE PRESS IS LIKE YOU ORCHESTRATED THAT. I’M LIKE OH YEAH, ASKED TODD. ANYWAY. MY BEST MEMORIES ARE OF THE WONDERFUL FRIENDS WE HAVE MADE HERE, GOOD PEOPLE, HARD WORKERS WITH LOVE FOR THIS GREAT COUNTRY. THEY SHOW YOUR WORK ATHLETIC — WORK ETHIC. EVEN DRIVING BY YOUR HOMES WITH FLAGS WAVING ON THE FRONT PORCHES, ON ANY GIVEN NIGHT I THINK A LOT OF YOU MAY BE FOUND OUT THERE ON YOUR PORCHES CLINGING TO YOUR GUNS, YOUR GOD, YOUR CONSTITUTION. IT IS BECAUSE OF THAT, BECAUSE OF YOU THE REST OF THE COUNTRY KNOWS THIS PART OF AMERICA AS THE HEARTLAND. LAST TIME I WAS HERE TO CAMPAIGN, IT WAS FOR ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHOM WE HAVE MADE, AND YOU KNOW HER, THE SOLDIER, THE FARMER, A GOOD NEIGHBOR, AND BACK THEN I CALLED HER A PISTOL PACKING HARLEY RIDING MAMA GRIZZLY. NOW I AM THRILLED TO CALL HER YOUR SENATOR, JONI ERNST.

Yes, there was a prepared speech but Sarah didn’t stick to it, and apparently never does based on past performances. Shortly after “Thank you so much,” she stopped following the script and let the free-form performance fly. The media today of course is collectively pointing their finger at this mess of words and laughing, but there needs to be at some point a conversation about this woman’s mental integrity and that there are people in this country who think putting her butt in the Oval Office is a good idea.

So here is the question for everyone to consider: Is there anyone else in the world who opens their mouth and makes about as much sense?

YouTube Doubler

Except maybe he knows what he’s doing when he speaks in public.

Miss Fortune has been doing an excellent job as always of covering the pre-trial shenanigans of taxpayer money embezzler, for-profit charter school manager Dr. Steve Ingersoll. The latest silliness that compelled the judge to make yet another decision about the optometrist’s behavior included telling Ingersoll flat out he wasn’t allowed to talk to the prosecution’s witnesses in the upcoming case.

Now why would a judge need to do that?

Because Ingersoll insists that this list of witnesses are his personal friends and professional associates, and the government has no right to make him stay away from them. There is also the business of Steve Ingersoll’s brother, Gayle, ambushing witnesses in the Ray Bradley asbestos trial outside the courthouse in Bay City to hand out subpoenas from a new lawyer Ray Bradley hired to represent him after he was convicted of 4 counts of illegal asbestos removal from a building now being used as a school.

We’re days away from the main event, and Steve Ingersoll is losing control of the situation. Rapidly. Hopefully when this trial is over the doctor will lose even more, like his freedom for the next 30 years.

Stay tuned!

“There is more than one kind of freedom,” said Aunt Lydia. “Freedom to and freedom from. In the days of anarchy, it was freedom to. Now you are being given freedom from. Don’t underrate it.” – Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale

The Handmaid’s Tale is a novel written in the 1980s’ but still relevant today. The main character, a woman who’s name is never revealed in the book, is living in what was the United States after a violent coup. The country is run by right-wing religious fanatics. Women no longer are allowed to read, go to work or school, or be out in public by themselves. They must be under the control of a man, and the main character is forced to become a surrogate mother for one of the ruling families in the new regime.

Atwood was inspired to write the novel during the administrations of Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher. Both made speeches about returning to traditional values, and religious conservatives fought to overturn Roe v. Wade, contraception, and the sexual revolution, among other things they didn’t like about the 60’s and 70’s. Women gaining more freedom with their own reproductive rights was certainly high on the list of things they didn’t like. Then, On January 22, 1972 the United States became a little more civilized when the Supreme Court ruled that a woman’s health care choices were protected by the 14th amendment’s due process clause.

Before Roe v. Wade, anyone working in the health care in the 50’s and 60’s knew the truth about how much women suffered under laws designed to make it impossible for them to end an unwanted pregnancy. Unless you had enough money. The even more ironic thing was a safe method for ending pregnancy existed, but doctors were forbidden to use it. Unless you had enough money. Instead, women relied on unsafe methods that often did terrible damage or even killed the woman. Most ambulance calls at this time were responding to a woman bleeding to death from a botched, self-induced abortion.

Laws banning abortion didn’t exist in any state until the 19th century. By 1900, every state had a version of a law banning abortion, but the exception was always in cases of rape or incest, or if you had enough money. Birth control was also widely used to stop unwanted pregnancies once safe contraceptives became available. Couples who chose to use them were considered being responsible, not murderers.

The United States is seeing another offensive from the religious right anti-choice faction trying to force women into becoming an underclass in this country. States like Michigan with Republican majority legislatures currently want to pass personhood laws with the false claim that life begins at conception. Last year the infamous “rape rider” insurance law was passed through a loophole, depriving Michigan women of insurance coverage for abortions even in cases of rape or incest. Right to Life lied to people that Obamacare would allow federal tax dollars to pay for abortion, despite the Hyde Amendment banning that since 1976.


Right to Life wants people to forget what it was like before Roe v. Wade made it legal for all women to receive abortions, especially if they didn’t have lots of money. Today, it’s becoming more difficult for low-income women to receive reproductive health care thanks to the efforts of the anti-choice religious right, the tea party, and politicians who say they don’t like abortion to get people to vote for them. In the media, the false term, ‘unborn baby’ is used instead of the proper clinical term, ‘fetus’, cementing even more in people’s minds that an infant is being killed. Nothing of the kind happens with an abortion at all.

The anti-choice movement has nothing to do with preserving life. It’s purpose is to shame women for being independent and making their own choices about their bodies. When politicians talk about “traditional” families or roles for women, they mean women staying home and doing what a man tells them to do. A local church held a mock funeral for all of the aborted fetuses the Sunday before the anniversary of Roe v. Wade, complete with a tiny coffin on the altar. There were the usual demonstrations, and politicians attempting to pass abusive laws restricting women’s reproductive freedom. All of this is done claiming they have to do this or suffer the wrath of their deity.

If someone doesn’t want to have an abortion, they don’t have to have one. That’s what the word choice means. For all of the conservative rhetoric about allowing people more freedom to make choices, when it comes to women making their own health care choices these same conservatives become very expansive with the law. Anti-choicers don’t care about children. If they did, they wouldn’t demand cutting the very services that help women raise healthy children. The purpose of the anti-choice movement is about controlling women, depriving them of their civil rights and rendering them into an underclass in society. Pro-choice Michiganians need to become active again and put an end to this dangerous trend. Don’t want an abortion? Don’t have one. Your invisible sky alien doesn’t give you authority over my body.

Michigan DNR conservation officers need help finding the person responsible for killing seven mallard ducks at last weekend’s Houghton Lake Tip-Up Town. The ducks were discovered on Sunday, January 18 and the DNR believes the incident may have happened on Saturday, January 17. The ducks were found near open water where the canal feeds into Houghton Lake at the Iroquois Street bridge. Along with the dead ducks, an injured duck was also found and taken to a wildlife rehabilitation center.

Clues to what may have happened to the ducks include a single set of snowmobile tracks where the canal enters the lake. The dead ducks all had the appearance of being run over. In wintertime, ducks that live in Michigan year round will congregate in areas with open water, and rest on the ice or nearby land.

Anyone who has information about the incident or may have witnessed the ducks being struck by a snowmobiler can call (800) 292-7800 or make a report online.

It’s thrilling being on the email list for State Rep Cindy Gamrat. Already my inbox has received two lengthy pieces of literature. One is the “Contract For Liberty,” and the second, a response to the Nerd’s State of the State Address given on January 20. Both gave the distinct feeling of reading a white paper more than a statement. The way certain turns of phrases are used and ideas are repeated over and over again so they stick in the reader’s head, it feels like someone is trying to sell something.

The ‘Contract’ contains sub headings and bullet points to make it easier for the reader to skim over the document and get main ideas. The paper isn’t discussing facts so much as they want the reader to be persuaded to a certain point of view. That’s the purpose of a white paper. What’s particularly grating about this bit of grey literature are the glaring misrepresentations of American history and the intent of the founding fathers. The United States is not a Christian nation, no matter how much Cindy Gamrat and Todd Courser want you to believe it.

When anyone makes a hard sales pitch like this, it’s always a good idea to take a look into the background of the seller. How does one know if they are dealing with a reputable business offering a quality product? Cindy Gamrat’s history paints a glowing picture of a wife, mom, nurse, devout religious church-going woman and zealous tea party politician. A quick mention of working for Vector Marketing while attending college at the University of Michigan however brings back memories of fliers stapled to kiosks all over campus with the URL workforstudents.com and promises of lots of easy cash made part-time.

Before Cindy Gamrat was a state representative, before she led River City Patriots, before she led the Huntington Tea Party in Indiana or worked as a nurse, she sold Cutco knives as a college student. If you’ve ever walked out of class and found a piece of paper under the wiper of your car promising a part time job that pays $15.00 an hour with no telemarketing or door-to-door sales, you’ve had your first encounter with Vector Marketing. This company likes to hire college students en-masse, invite them to an “interview” and give a slick promotional presentation to entice them into walking into strangers’ homes carrying a bag of knives, and talk those strangers into buying them. Since Vector Marketing was sued for $13 million they’ve had to change a lot of their policies toward the people who sell Cutco knives for them, but back in the day when Cindy Gamrat sold knives, she bought the demo knife kit with her own money and had to pay her own expenses to sell those knives, including attending the mandatory unpaid training sessions.

According to her own testimonial, she really enjoyed selling knives to people. She also claims that selling knives taught her the skills she needed to take on the task of home schooling her children. This quote in particular stands out:

“Today, when I decide to do something, I go back to my Vector experience and think about how to break it down to reach my goal,”

That’s when it became obvious why her contract on for liberty and her recent response to the Nerd’s State of the State address has the feeling of a sales pitch. That’s how Cindy Gamrat works. Her experience from Vector Marketing permeates everything she does, including her own kids. Cindy Gamrat is not a principled conservative Christian woman, she’s a hustler selling Dominion Christian theology couched with tea party rhetoric. This is going to be a very interesting two years.

In case you missed it.

The Michigan Chapter of the Sierra Club filed suit in U.S. District Court in Bay City on January 15 against the U.S. Forest Service. The Lawsuit was filed to compel the federal agency to complete a much-needed inspection of Enbridge oil pipeline number 5 before issuing a permit allowing it to continue transporting oil through some of Michigan’s national forests, rivers and through the Straits of Mackinac.

Enbridge pipeline number 5 runs from Wisconsin through the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, under the Mackinac Bridge through the Straits and through the Huron and Manistee National Forests. The Muskegon River, Manistee River, Pine River, Au Sable River and so on are all at risk from the number 5 pipeline.

Enbridge built the pipeline in 1953 and it has never been thoroughly inspected to ensure the pipeline does not leak or has any damage that could pose a problem in the future. Since 2013, Enbridge has operated the pipeline with no permit from the U.S. Forest Service. Only a few weeks ago, a small leak allowed a small amount of oil to spill into Lake Michigan from the Upper Peninsula.

The U.S. Forest Service was about to waive the permit requirement when the Sierra Club of Michigan filed the lawsuit in Bay City U.S. District Court. Under the The National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA) a complete inspection of the pipeline is required for Enbridge to use it to transport oil. In 60 years, the pipeline has never been thoroughly inspected.

Number 5 is not the only pipeline operated by Enbridge in Michigan. Line number 6B runs through Southern Michigan. This is the line that spilled a million gallons into the Kalamazoo River in 2010. The river bottom is still coated with sludge from that spill, and will contaminate the river for many years without proper clean up.

Our forests, rivers and Great Lakes need protection from oil spills and other industrial contaminants. Enbridge has proven they do not have a system that ensures against environmental accidents, and the U.S. Forest Service has no business giving them another permit without going through the effort to inspect the pipeline and make sure future spills will not happen. The Sierra Club is looking out for our environment, and for the well-being of our state.

On January 20, Rick Snyder will give his fifth State of the State address from the Capital in Lansing, Michigan. He will begin his address at 7:00 pm, which is a scheduling conflict with Adventure Time, so you know what the Up North Progressive will be watching.

But now, thanks to state senator Jim Ananich, you can let Lansing know what you’re really thinking about Snyder and the job he’s been doing over the past four years in Michigan. That way, on SOTS night when the Nerd gives his speech, you can be assured that Lansing is listening.

Rick Snyder of course during his first term when he raised taxes on poor people and old people, cut a billion dollars from the education budget and gave corporations in the state a huge tax cut, we told him we didn’t like any of that stuff. When he announced his plan to strip townships, cities and school districts of their authority and the civil rights of citizens with emergency managers, we told him very loudly with a ballot referendum that we didn’t want that. Even when that ballot measure passed, Snyder turned deaf ears on the people of Michigan and signed a new law so the emergency managers could stay.

Rick Snyder doesn’t even listen to himself. He told the people of Michigan Right to Work was wrong and signed it into law anyway. He said Detroit wouldn’t go bankrupt and need an emergency manager, then while he was telling the people of Michigan that, Richard Baird Hired Kevyn Orr to be the emergency manager of Detroit and begin bankruptcy proceedings on the city. If he can’t stop lying to himself, how can the people of Michigan know Rick Snyder’s not going to spend the next four years lying to us just like he did the last four? The people of Michigan don’t want to listen to any more lies.

But in the meantime, you can fill out the form at Michigan Cares and maybe someone will be there to read what you’re thinking.

Are Finn and Jake on yet?