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This graph published by ABC News demonstrates perfectly why Donald Trump will most likely lose the presidential election in November. Trump has done an excellent job campaigning for only one segment of the total American electorate while alienating every other demographic. It can’t be stressed enough that when your message is full of racism, bigotry, […]

Just when you thought this election couldn’t get any more surreal. The only way to make Donald Trump kid-friendly is to make a 90 second video with as little information about him as possible, because Trump’s life isn’t fit for family entertainment.  

There are mornings Up North Progressive kicks themselves in the butt for sleeping in. In the wee hours of the morning, while the dream fog of Clinton leading Trump by 10 points in the polls faded with the morning light, there stirred a disturbance in the political aether that no one saw coming. BREAKING FIRST […]

Because it’s Tuesday, which means back to the insanity. Like the idea the evil liberals in California are hiding the water from farmers, or something. Trump pledges to “open up the water” to solve Calif. drought https://t.co/tsNw8mIdo2 pic.twitter.com/qYt6QREX7k — The Hill (@thehill) May 28, 2016

Crooked Hillary said that I want guns brought into the school classroom. Wrong! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 22, 2016 The Up North Progressive is far too busy this weekend frolicking in the Northern Michigan forests to care much about politics, but we must be ever vigilant when The Donald once again contradicts himself.

How do you know you need to do a better job checking credentials at caucuses this election year? Because the first time you do, you discover the rampant fraud exercised by Bernie Sanders supporters last Saturday in Nevada. People wanting to caucus for Bernie Sanders turned into a violent mob when their tactics went against […]

Of course it’s shocking when an ignorant anti-choicer – or someone pretending to be one on TV comes out and says what all anti-choicers wish could happen. Donald Trump today said – then dialed it back – that women should be punished if they exercise their constitutional right to elect a legal medical procedure. As […]

So enjoy this while recovery is in progress. And here’s another, just for laughs* *Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer

No one thought the Republican Party would top 2012 with Romney Runtime Executable 2.0, “I’m n ur caucus, stealin’ ur delegates” Ron Paul, Ole Frothy, and Moonbase Gingrich. But as we know with the GOP: There’s always more, and it’s always worse. How much is Reince Priebus’ liver suffering? He’s entertained Romney Runtime Executable 3.0. […]